sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

(via departured)


sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

I am so willing to pay an extra $50 a year for this license plate!

(via tastefullyoffensive)


upagainstthefuckingwall:

Essential medical bracelet